tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post8798130508306865244..comments2024-02-09T06:08:18.431-05:00Comments on Blam's Blog: All Right for Typing (Redux)Blamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post-10286017573447842012011-10-10T22:17:34.472-04:002011-10-10T22:17:34.472-04:00President Obama did not pardon Carmen San Diego.
...<br><i>President Obama did not pardon Carmen San Diego.</i><br /><br />I'm really tickled by this one, especially because given how it's written it begs the question "So is she still a felon, then?"<br /><br />My other favorites:<br /><br /><i>The "West Memphis Three" is not a jazz quartet.<br /><br />Carrying a child in a Baby Bjorn does not cause homosexuality, in the child or the adult.<br /><br />"Time in a Bottle" was never the national anthem.</i><br /><br />I'm pretty sure that Jim Croce <i>was</i> poet laureate.<br /><br>Blamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post-50676377512592886182011-10-10T22:04:54.254-04:002011-10-10T22:04:54.254-04:00Christopher Columbus sailed to what is now the mod...<br><i>Christopher Columbus sailed to what is now the modern day United States in an effort to find a trade route to the West Indies. Not to flee the dragons.</i><br /><br />What's funny about that — and I'm not sure what <i>kind</i> of funny — is that Columbus didn't actually reach "what is now the modern day United States" but rather what is now the Bahamas, other Caribbean islands, and eventually the Central/South American mainland. I don't think that on any of his voyages he actually got to today's USA except perhaps what have become protectorates or something.<br /><br />Also, I kind-of like the dragons idea.<br /><br>Blamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post-1637823910562352362011-10-10T14:23:34.153-04:002011-10-10T14:23:34.153-04:00Thanks Blam! This will come in handy for my TV pos...Thanks Blam! This will come in handy for my TV post next week. <br /><br />Amongst my favorites: <br /><br />President Obama did not pardon<br />Carmen San Diego.<br /><br />Christopher Columbus sailed to<br />what is now the modern day United<br />States in an effort to find a trade<br />route to the West Indies. Not to flee<br />the dragons.<br /><br />Flo from the Progressive Insurance<br />ads is a living human being, not the<br />ghost of a Civil War widow.<br /><br />Nicholas Cage did not sign the<br />Declaration of Independence.Austin Gortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281239771248780430noreply@blogger.com