Color Wars


Fight between light-skinned blonde woman in white dress with gold trim and brown-skinned brunette woman in blue dress with black trim

You either know about the dress or spend no time on social media and probably don't even watch the news. Kevin Kobasic, Minister of Illustration at Kevie Metal, posted this gem on Facebook last night. I sincerely apologize for linking to Buzzfeed.

Smartypants Folderol


I'm sure the Internet is full of goofs on Benedict Cumberbatch's name. The other day, however, I awoke from a dream right as I was putting together a list of just such a thing. I felt compelled to write down as many as I could before it all faded, and a few more that I brainstormed in the process, which brings us to my utterly unnecessary but hopefully amusing enough...

Top Twenty-One Things That Are Not Exactly Benedict Cumberbatch

21. Barleycorn Cabbage-Patch

20. Gryffindor Hufflepuff

19. Orthodox Crucifix

18. Ambient Temperature

17. Budapest Architect

16. Marzipan Coffee Cake

15. Broken-Tooth Crackerjack

14. Basketball Pick-Up Game

13. Batmobile Catapult

12. Baggy-Pants Hammer Time

11. Booster-Seat Kiddie Chair