Meaning, Muggled

Update: The soup can is now in effect.



I'm hoping to have some thoughts on the last Harry Potter film up soon, never mind all the other posts in the pipeline. But of course if wishes were horses I'd be buried under a pile of stallions, nags, foals, 'n' fillies — and I know all too well that just wanting something to be does not, in the words of Jean-Luc Picard, to mix my multimedia franchises, make it so [Thanks, Joanie!]. Which brings us to another round of word-verification definitions, those lists of lexicographical alchemy that result from my attempts to elicit some mildly amusing sense from nonsense; for more on the phenomenon, you can visit the page on this blog that explains it and collects all the definitions to date, while I try to regroup and recapture some of that ol' blogging magic.

afenemat — [uh fen uh mat] n. What you lay outside to welcome visitors who insist on entering through the window.

BenCur — [ben kur] The (sadly unsuccessful) all-dog production of Ben-Hur.

cacturne — [kak turn] 
n. Short, romantic piano composition about desert plants.

cragbio — [krag by oh] 
n. History of a jutting rock (published, of course, by Tor Books).

dogroti — [dog roh tee] 
n. Indian puppy bread.

errific — [er ih fik] 
adj. Exceptional at making mistakes.

halitax — [hah lih taks] 1. n. Tariff imposed on residents of the capital of Nova Scotia. 2. v. Present a hardship due to one's exceedingly bad breath.

LavaLad — [lah vuh lad] Member of the Legion of Super-Heroes who can produce and control molten rock.

multents — [mull tents] 
pl. n. 1. Tech-speak for "people" (short for multiple entities). 2. Portable cloth shelters pitched for brewing cider.

pastanan — [pahs tuh nan] 
n. Mother's helper whose sole job is to make sure you're loaded up on carbs.

poweries — [pow uh reez] 
pl. n. Cheap housing districts for down-and-out superheroes.

salin — [say lin] 
n. What the Republicans' last candidate for VP became after turning around to look at Sodom.

soccusi — [sahk oo zee] 
phr. How an Italian pardons oneself for daring to refer to you-know-what as "football".

tatio — 1. [tah shee oh; tay shee oh; tat shee oh] 
n. Relative amount of one's skin covered by body art to the amount still free. 2. [tah tee oh] n. Jacques Tati's patio.

unpopple — [un pop ull] 
v. Let your soda go flat.

7 comments:

Joan Crawford said...

This is terrible, but Indian puppy bread sounds delicious. And cute!

Joan Crawford said...

Have I called you Blamela Anderson yet? How about M.C. Blammer?



Ball-peen Blammer?


I insist you catch up on your correspondence after you take a turn about the garden. Or the hammer puns will continue!

Joan Crawford said...

Don't test my patience, Blammer-head shark!

Blam said...


Sorry, Ms. Crawdad... I've been under the weather, at less than my best, and otherwise indisposed.

Joan Crawford said...

Yay! A response from Blamb souvlaki! Though, if we're being honest, I was kinda looking forward to posting more hammer puns.

Feel better, Blammer and Sickle!

Joan Crawford said...

Greetings, Blamera Obscura. Did you know that camera obscura has been known since the days of Aristotle*?


The more you know!


Speaking of turtles, or tortoises for you intellectuals, did you know that Aeschylus supposedly died from an eagle dropping a tortoise on his head. What a crappy myth to have. He must have been a real jerk. If you like turtles so much - you'll love this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWZRGZInJkw


*He apparently didn't actually get around to building one but he got the basic concept. Sounds like me!

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