Last night my nephew "I", a.ka. Ishmael (still not his real name); his sisters, "E" & "M"; and their mother arrived for their annual summer visit.
Mom-Mom: "Are you ready to get in your PJs?"
Ishmael, who turned 4 last week: "No!"
Uncle Brian: "I just heard Mommy tell your sisters to put on their pajamas. She'll probably be in here in a minute."
Ishmael: "Yeah... We're gonna have to hide."