I'm dipping into my store of delightful stories about the next generation to keep content flowing here while preparing some longer posts. The following exchange occurred at dinnertime a year ago. Ishmael was not yet three.
Ishmael: "Where's Daddy?"
Mommy: "At work."
Ishmael: "No, Daddy is in the shower."
Mommy: "Good guess! But he's at work."