¿Quién Es Más Matzah?

I'm the product of parents with different religious backgrounds, so I got to celebrate all of the big holidays growing up. While I've written before about how to me Christmas and Chanukah are one big Festival of Lights, a time of peace largely secular and yet powerfully spiritual, it's Passover and Easter that have much more in common; from both liturgical and historical perspectives. As a kid, just about the only connection besides their calendar proximity was searching for the afikoman and hunting for Easter candy, but later on I got hip to the whole "paschal lamb" metaphor and had my mind blown when I discovered that the Last Supper was a Passover seder and the original communion wafers were matzah.

Afikoman is not the name of a Jewish superhero. It's pronounced "ah-fee-koh-min" and is a piece of matzah — the unrisen bread eaten during Passover to recall the affliction of the Hebrew people before and during their exodus from Egypt — hidden for children to find before the seder ("say-dur"; a ritual dinner service) is concluded. You may also see "matzah" spelled "matzo" as on the boxes above (or "matza" or "matzoh" for good measure); still, it's pronounced "maht-zuh" in English and "maht-zah" in Hebrew — unless you have some in your mouth, in which case you can't say anything because you have pieces of the driest cracker known to humanity stuck everywhere and are utterly deprived of saliva.

¿Quien es mas matzah? Well, I never did a taste test between Streit's and Manischewitz, the leading mass-market brands, but at least in the images I cadged for this post the box of Streit's holds 11 oz. while the Manischewitz box contains only 10 oz.; I guess technically speaking, then, Streit's es más matzah. According to Billy Crystal's old Saturday Night Live portrayal of real-life New York talk-show host Joe Franklin, Streit's does offer "the unleavened experience of a lifetime".

Apparently the pun in this post's title is not very accessible, so I've decided to update it with an explanation. The phrase is traced back in part to another SNL sketch, a game-show parody called 
¿Quién Es Más Macho?, but honestly I hear that phrase thrown around often enough that I've always figured the sketch had its roots in an actual show on Telemundo or something. If you don't know the sketch or haven't heard the phrase echo throughout pop culture then of course the title of this post is not only flat-out weird but, to anyone at all familiar with Spanish, ungrammatical since matzah is not a quién but a qué. I appreciate the private messages from friends expressing their confusion, and likewise the comments on this post declaring their understandable ignorance of match itself. My friend Arben has ably answered how matzah is different from its more popularly known form in matzah-ball (or "matzo-ball") soup.

Traditional matzah is about eight inches square and extremely flat as well as dry. It's sold in salted and unsalted varieties, sometimes made with egg, sometimes flavored with onion, and also available in broken-up form or as meal ready for use in baking cakes that will be kosher l'pesach, or kosher for Passover, since normal leavening agents can't be used. While extremely dry on its own it's easily moistened with egg and water to cook as fried matzah or matzah brei, sort-of like French toast, and during the eight days of Passover it's often the basis of pizza matzah or eaten with peanut butter and jelly or honey. You'll even find chocolate-covered matzah sold, although in my house you could just take a bite of regular matzah from one hand and chomp on a chocolate bunny from the other.


Joan Crawford said...

Happy Easter, Blam!

I thought Matzah was like...a dough ball thing in soup. Matzah ball, right? I am glad to see you back :)

Jenn said...

Hi Blam

Glad to see you're back.

It must have been very interesting growing up getting exposed to more than one religion. I think that being able to experience events and life with more than one perspective is very cool.

I admit, that I am like Joan. I also thought Matzah was a ball, or a braided bread? I had no idea it was cracker! An apparently, very dry, cracker:P

SonshineMusic i.e. Rebecca T. said...

Happy Passover/Resurrection Sunday!

unless you're eating some, in which case you can't say anything because your mouth is utterly devoid of saliva with flecks of the driest cracker known to humanity stuck everywhere.

Ain't that the truth!

We've started having a Seder every year at our church and it is such a wonderfully rich experience. (We also use real Matzah for communion)

Good to see you here again!

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Arben said...


No, really, the "driest cracker" line was hysterical — as were "¿quien es más matzah?" and "afikoman is not a Jewish superhero". This is the humor that must not be silenced!

I grew up mixed like Blam and, despite growing up in a community with few other Jews, am still surprised at how little non-Jews are aware of Jewish traditions, just as I'm surprised at how little sympathy many Jews have for my desire to continue traditions from the Christian side of my family even though religiously I've chosen to practice Judaism and raise my kids in that faith; I don't want them, or me, to forget our other roots.

Matzah balls, Joan and Jenn, are indeed spongy doughballs in soup, but they are made from matzah meal that comes from the flat, unleavened stuff we eat at the seder and throughout the week. It's like how meatballs come from meat but aren't really reflective of the ground beef from which they're formed or the side of beef that that came from. Matzah itself is generally a big, maybe 8' x 8' cracker.

The braided braid that you're thinking of, Jenn, might be challah, which is traditionally Jewish bread made and served at Friday-night sabbath dinners throughout the year.

I think it's awesome that your church puts on a seder, Sonshine Music.

Happy Easter and Passover to everybody!

El Qué said...

Yo soy más matzah!
Wait... Do they make soy matzah?

Blam said...

I'm glad you stepped in with the unleavened enlightenment, Arbster.

Tú eres la muchacha del matzah mas macho con la mayoría de moxie también, El Qué!