My keyboard is freaking out again, so posts and comments may be sparse to nonexistent for a while. I hope this gets resolved soon, since there's a big Cover Album entry from Tuesday to try to get back up and another First Friday installment coming tomorrow, but while the laptop is working I'm updating this post with some more word-verification fun so that it's more than just bad news.
brawlyst — n. A practitioner of the pugilistic arts.
coape — n. Your gorilla sweetheart.
Colognet — The first cable channel devoted exclusively to smellin' good.
dehortic — adj. Of the removal of one's encouragement.
distra — wd. frgmt. Expression often used by easily confused or inattentive people. ex. "Sorry I couldn't talk before; I was distra... What was that?"
Emusal — Do you resemble a large, flightless Australian bird more and more with each passing day? Emusal is guaranteed to not only halt but reverse this and other embarrassing avian transformations!
equit — v. To take a sabbatical from online activity.
HoLac — Infant formula for the working girl.
icind — 1. n. A bitter combination of ice and wind. 2. phrase How French people explain that they're in Fargo.
laspep — n. Spanglish for "cheerleading squads".
misthro — n. One way to mark an error in Phonetic Baseball.
Naffula — Dracula's sister's son.
Objecto — The great 19th-century magician and defense attorney.
panthyl — n. Part panther, part pterodactyl, all awesome.
pective — adj. Afflicted by nervous spasms of the chest muscles.
pholes — pl. n. Young male horses genetically engineered for cell reception.
pringall — n. The nerve it takes to eat the very last potato crisp in the can.
Pronato — n. 1. A brand of vitamin for expectant mothers. 2. A subatomic particle found in potatoes.
remisc — v. To decide something goes in the catchall category after all.
slypi — n. The number that Rocky Balboa counts out to as many decimal places as possible to cure his insomnia.
suplamp — 1. n. A light fixture used at the dinner table. 2. Casual greeting to that (or any) light fixture.
uncest — n. The realization that, whew, that wasn't your cousin after all.
xyloge — n. The extremely difficult combination sport of xylophone and luge.