Norse Code

if you don't know what this is.


Lost.


The Lost Boys.


"Death by stereo!"


Stereo TV.


TV on the Radio.


"Radio Ga-Ga".


Lady Gaga.


Lady Dynamite.
Not the one I had in mind, but whatever.


Big Audio Dynamite.



The Clash.


Clash of the Titans.



The Teen Titans.



Robin the Boy Wonder.



Wonder Woman.



Paradise Island.

The Island is Paradise Island?
No way! I haven't seen any Amazons.
Wait... The Amazons are Greek mythology;
we're looking for Norse mythology.



Okay, Paradise Island.



Fantasy Island.



Ricardo Montalban.



The Wrath of Khan.



"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"



Madeline Kahn.



Young Frankenstein.


Frankenstein's Monster.



Monster's Ball.



Baseball.



"Beisbol been bery, bery good... to me."



Chico Escuela.



Chico and the Man.



Freddie Prinze.



Freddie Prinze Jr.


Sarah Michelle Gellar.



Buffy the Vampire Slayer.



Slayer.



Metallica.



Heavy Metal.



Medal of honor.



On Her Majesty's Secret Service.



James Bond.



Sean Connery.



Chuck Woolery.

Chuck Woolery? Yikes! Let's try this again.



Sean Connery.



Sean Penn.




"The pen is mightier than the sword."




Fencing.



"Don't Fence Me In".



Bing Crosby.



Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.




Nash Bridges.


The Rainbow Bridge, called Bifröst,
which is guarded by Heimdall and leads from Midgard,
or Earth, to Asgard, home of the Norse gods,
rendered by artists as diverse as
Arthur Rackham and Jack Kirby!
Suck it, haters! Wooooo!

10 comments:

SonshineMusic i.e. Rebecca T. said...

Oh my werd. That was quite amusing :)

Blam said...

Thanks, SM!

Teebore said...

Ha! From Lost Boys to Bifrost. I love it.

Benny said...

This is Greatastic! Just pure genious.

And I agree that you can't go from Wrath of Kahn to Madeline Kahn without the "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

It makes the whole difference, people don't always see it!

Arben said...

Wow, Blam... You've impressed even me.

And in case you're wondering if "Medal of Honor" --> "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" was weak or tricky, I got it right away.

You could've gotten to Asgard quicker, though, if you went "Medal of Honor" --> "Honor Blackman" --> "The Avengers" --> "The Avengers" --> Thor. Nyah!

Blam said...

Teebore: Ha! From Lost Boys to Bifrost. I love it.Next:

Robbie Coltrane goes from Hagrid to Heimdall, and Frank Langella reprises his role as America's 37th President in... Bifrost/Nixon!

Blam said...

Thanks, Benny!

Believe it or not a Google image search for "Khaaaaaaaaaaan!" went right to the perfect shot.

Blam said...

Where were you when I needed you, Arb? I wouldn't have had to invoke Nash Bridges. Sigh...

El Qué said...

Oh, Blam. You never cease to amaze me.

AchingHope said...

Haha... This was great :D