I'd Just Like to Get a Few Things Off My Chest




Hey, I figure if it's all right to show on newsstands it's all right to put on the blog.

But wait... That's not all!

You're not wrong if you think this next one is far less than hilarious, but I needed a buffer before the one after it. While I tried to cover up the actual would-be naughty bits with text, anyone offended by the first image in this post probably won't want to move on to the last one. (Also, if you don't watch Game of Thrones, it won't mean anything to you just like the next one won't if you're not up on Once Upon a Time.)



Don't say you weren't warned...



That's all, folks!

7 comments:

Wally West said...

Ha! This is awesome. I've really been loving the Game of Thrones stuff, I'm sorry I haven't said so more.

El Qué said...

boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies ^_^

El Qué said...

Also: Emma / Mary Margaret? I'm guessing there's virtual reams of deliriously wrong slash fiction 'bout that one.

Joan Crawford said...

Gah, I'd like to be more instantaneously open-minded (I nursed a baby until she was 13 months of age and I would have continued until age 2 - except she "cued" that she was done by biting me, hard, multiple times - Aw, babies are so sweet!), but this image makes me cringe a little. It doesn't repulse me or anything and I don't think what she is doing is wrong but... that little boy looks about 5 to me, not 3. I knew a guy who admitted to us, after a night of drinking, that he was breastfed until he was 7. We all laughed and were grossed out - except for his girlfriend who wore and expression I can't describe and haven't seen since. I only nursed The Kid until 3 months of age - it just never worked out for the two of us (the failure you feel about this is insane. It's like not being able to ride a bike) and I had a woman say to me (before she knew I bottle fed) that women who don't nurse should have their babies taken away. She was serious all conspiratorial about it. Yeah, it actually happens. The Mom Pressure is insane and hidden until you become one. Anyway, to anyone who feels oogy about my comment:

BOOBS!

Arben said...

Have I really not commented on this yet? These are all great, as usual, but really — as awesome as the Melisandre one is — that one from the Time cover actually has merchandising potential.

Arben said...

@LK: boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies

Time for my Carnac impression! "Name five (or maybe ten) things that El Qué really likes..."

@Joan: It doesn't repulse me or anything and I don't think what she is doing is wrong but...

Well, I do. I normally hate to judge, and judging mothers is especially frowned upon, but I have to say that if your child wears big-boy clothes and can stand while breast-feeding — even if he needs a chair to reach you — I would consider it maybe time to wean him off. The definite cut-off point is when the kid zips over for a quick snack while playing and when he gets back to his friends they say, "Dude! Nice rack on your mom!" I mean, Really!?!

Joan Crawford said...

@Arben- Want to know something real gross? I know, why do I even ask? I saw a show where this lady would drink her own breast milk. Not straight from the source (which would have at least been an impressive physical feat) but from a bottle. Ugh, thank god I haven't had breakfast yet. And she was such an idiot about it too "Breast milk has tons of nutrients! It's a Super Food and we should all be doing it!" Well, actually, weirdo, the nutrients are being sapped from your own body... I could see making a case for drinking from another person's boobs, but not from your own if nutrition is your concern. They had a Boob Milk Bar here in town a couple years ago. I heard about it on the news. I wish I had gone just to see the freaks who would show up (besides myself).